Elevation
gained: 1,130 metres
Hump day
on 'Smiddy does New Zealand 2020' started with the whispered uncertainty of the
true meaning of the Australian Government’s announcement that all non-essential
overseas travel should end, and those Australian’s overseas should return.
But, after
some rather carefully-considered legal advice from within the peloton, the
conclusion was reached that no right-thinking person would consider Smiddy 2020
to fall into that category.
We are
riders, not travellers, after all!
So the
Smiddies cheerfully re-grouped over a sumptuous road crew-cooked breakfast,
ready to roll out in a positively balmy three degrees.
However,
proving that legal advice is worth what you pay for it, renowned legal scholar
Garath Thomas quickly declared he was abandoning us.
The
sadness of that announcement quickly gave way to the knowledge we were now
freed from the sprays he regularly dished out to all of us.
It was
with a healthy sense of relief we headed north, and almost immediately for our
first climb of the day.
After some
glorious undulations and a couple of pinchy climbs we turned east and headed
straight into the rising sun, bringing warmth and joy to the peloton.
We indeed
knew today was going to be the ultimate recovery day Emily had promised us at
the briefing.
Rather
strangely, in what was to prove to be but one of a number of aberrations, our
delight turned to confusion as we turned into a rather lengthy section of road
under construction, which shook us all to our very cores.
At about
this time, the cynical amongst us thought this was another one of Killer’s sick
jokes. Made worse by the fact he was not even on his gravel bike, attending, as
he was attending to our own welfare in determining what we would happen to the
rest of the ride.
Nevertheless,
undeterred by the gravel we continued towards morning tea and ultimately,
Timaru; safe in the knowledge that this was a recovery ride we would all
enjoy.
At morning
tea road crew excelled again not only with the refreshments, but also with a
locally-inspired Smiddy Haka, led by Mitch.
It was
also at this point that we lost the boys from Sydney, also known as the Wolf
Pack. They had entertained us with their hilarity and bike handling skills,
which some might say they used to mask at least an arguable lack of preparation
for the ride.
Had they
decided that without Gareth they could not go on? Or was it a portent of things
to come?
We headed
out from morning tea with just a gentle breeze from the right, and then from
the left, but weirdly enough, and perhaps ominously, not from the tail.
There was
a quietness among the peloton which became deafening.
Grinding
on into the reverse headwind, towards lunch and our final destination, the
group really start to struggle. Our one last short rest stop was welcomed.
It was here,
after such a warm welcome to the Canterbury Plains, the mood of the peloton was brought back to
reality.
Our
beautiful Pagey had the sad duty of telling us a decision had been made to
cancel the remainder of the ride so that we could all return home to Australia.
Whilst the
news was not unexpected to the group, the reality of hearing it was of course,
disappointing.
But this
would not dampen the true Smiddy spirit. We were determined to finish well and
the stronger riders pushed those who were struggling (or at least appeared to
be) back in to the group.
With the
love that was evidently in the peloton we continued to our
destination. Happily there was more gravel in store for us, and more
reverse tail winds. We finally made it,
a little behind schedule, and little more tired than we had been led to expect.
Wendo, Mr
Smiddy, Stinky Dave, Matt and Killer and all of the road crew did an amazing
job to have us fed, packed up, and ferried to Christchurch. We are grateful we
had this experience, albeit a few hundred kilometres short of what we had
expected. We are Smiddies nonetheless.
Johnno and
Kay Kay