Tuesday, 3 September 2019

2019 Bottlemart Smiddy Challenge Day 6 - Baralaba to Biloela

On day six, the tired and weary riders rolled-in to Myella farm stay. We were welcomed by our wonderful hosts with some magnificent country hospitality. The riders were able to swim in the pool, and relax and unwind in the beautiful countryside, complete with roaming kangaroos and talking cockies. The cowbell rang for dinner at 6.30 pm, where we enjoyed amazing roast beef straight off the farm, delicious curried chicken, roasted sweet potato, mash – it was bloody delicious. There were even a couple vegan options, which I’m sure tasted like cardboard… just kidding.

Isht shared a moving story about his wife’s battle with cancer. Thank you for sharing your story, Isht.
The red jerseys were awarded to Imogen and Cheryl for their outstanding care and support for the riders – thank you to Imogen and Cheryl.

We ended the night with some amazing bush poetry recited by Grandpa Myella, which was a real treat for the riders (especially those who were still awake for the third one).


There were some allegations made against Habo for his flatulent behaviour, which he strongly denied. We also learned that Lofty is not a fan of war stories, as he was spotted drifting off as Uncle Myella described how they shipped the farmhouse from Ipswich to Myella, plank by plank… apparently they labelled them all.
The following morning, we got to sleep in and wake to a lovely breakfast – toast cooked over the campfire with kangaroo steaks and wallaby stew. The vegans enjoyed lawn clippings and the cockies’ favourite bird mix.

When it was time to roll-out, Dale from Myella rang the bell in honour of her mother, while were led out by Grandpa Myella on his mobility scooter at 63km per hour. He then did a bit of circle work and waved the Smiddy peloton on their way.

With great early morning conditions, the peloton made great time. We arrived at our first comfort break, where Nat and Robin joined the dusty club, though late mail suggests they may have had a helping hand from Brighty. It was then full steam ahead to Goovigen State School, where we were greeted by the entire school – 12 very excited young kids – who hosted a lovely morning tea for us.

Once again, the Jambin Junction added new members to the Thomas the Tank Engine fan club. Congratulations to Greg, Joel and Brighty… perhaps in payback for the three cheers for England? Leon’s scream could be heard from the School of The Air in Charters Towers.

Thangool State School, once again, did not disappoint; they greeted Smiddy riders with high fives and the loudest cheers!

Sharky put on a great show about sun safety that kept the whole crowd entertained! There was the infamous Zinc-off – hotly contested by Nat, Pagey and Joel, with Joel’s extra surface area giving him the winning advantage. Stinky was overheard saying that Thangool put on the best lunch of the entire challenge. (Lift your game, Road Crew!)

Also, just to be noted, sweat could be seen beading on the captains’ forehead after the school bell rang, as he thought his ankle bracelet might’ve set off an alarm.

The peloton rolled down to the racecourse in preparation for the start of the Toad Cup. The ladies went first, followed by the A-Grade Boys, then B-Grade and the Lifestyle Elite.

Isobel Chisholm took out the ladies and Tiny Dancer took out the B-Grade. The current Hog Cup champion showed his ultimate class again, blasting past with the full afterburners on, leaving Ken Woods eating dust to take the Toad Cup/Hog Cup double #Superstar. And the next few chapters will be dedicated to my victory speech as the dual winner of both the Cups. If you’ll all charge your glasses and be upstanding, I’d like to propose a toast–to me. Cheers, losers!

We rolled-in to Melton Park in Biloela, we were greeted by our long-time hosts Bronwyn and Noel Bates.
Roberta and Big Geoff led the huddle. Our awesome billets took us home to give us a full service ‘laundry & food’ ahead of what was certain to be a great night with our awesome community.

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